Heather is a slut...plain and simple. She is a teenager has no social life, and the only company she keeps is her 40 yr. old boy toy. Her dislikes are: the justice system, people prettier than her, and the next little girl her pedophile boy toy decides to victimize. Her likes are softball, fresh tires, and choking on a limp wrinkly dick. Out of the things she likes she is only dedicated to ONE of them...and it isn't softball or tires.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.