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A nickname for the surname 'Hearn'. People of the hearn are usually very patronising but have very nice armpits. They tend to enjoy unusual forms of pleasure, usually involving tweaking or plucking. Give a hearn a bananna and they will love you forever.
Hearny is wearing very baggy clothes.
by Cloooo May 29, 2009

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