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A heaner is someone who is disgusting especially in a sexy way; a pervert, a horny sicko.

Verb: to hean up
A: "I really wanna stick my dick between your tits"

B: "Stop heaning me up you heaner"

Or

A: "met this girl in a bar and I tried to snog her but before I managed it I puked all over myself in front of her"

B: "Gosh you really heaned yourself up"
by Supermattt September 09, 2009
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term β€œsecond string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A β€œSecond String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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