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An individual of great sexual talent and/or stamina. Also known to be gifted in the art of picking up lovers be it females or males.
These individuals usually enjoy acts that involve felching and/or skeeting
Whoa!!! man that cracker was a Healey tonight
by Jazzy Fizzle March 07, 2008
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Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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The quanitive measurement of Brassness. (see Brass)
Dude, last night was soo brass, it was like 8 healeys.
by Flaw3d July 27, 2009
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