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One of the two or three segments on the Tonight Show that's ever worth watching.
And even to watch that, you have to put up with Leno.
by Anonymous June 16, 2003
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May 15 Word of the Day
A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed “I LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
by Callmemaybe69 May 12, 2021
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A head of a newspaper story or article usually printed in large type and giving the gist of the story or article that follows
Hey guys,look what the headline says:Serial killer murdered 12 teenagers in one week.
by BlackPohatu December 29, 2016
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A short saying, quote, lyrics, etc.. used on MySpace. This saying goes right next to your picture in quotation marks.
MySpace headline:
1) I love Josh!
2) To be or not to be? That is the question!
3) I can't make it on my own.. because my heart is in Ohio!
by oooh_shiny August 11, 2007
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Noun.

A genetic adaption commonly developed by older adult males who are typically of African descent, this refers to a person whose hairline reveals more forehead than hair when facing forward which may or may not have to do with the early stages of balding.

(Note; that the said person's hairline most typically begins within the top center of the cranium when this happens)
- The man's head-line became quite formidable with age.

- Though my head-line is larger than most, I am very confident of my appeal towards the opposite sex.
by InfiniteBars March 08, 2020
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