A stretchy or elastic fabric worn on the head to conceal the unshowered, nasty hair of an individual after a night of drunken debauchery.
by wandakrannertian June 17, 2009
by guitarxhero April 5, 2008
A soft, dark grey headband belonging to Emma Harverson. Was cheated on by Brayden Black with Lea's Headband. Emma's Headband does not like to be cheated on.
Brayden Black: Emma, can I have your headband?
Emma: No, she doesn't like you.
Julian: Emma's Headband x Brayden Black x Lea's Headband.
Emma: No, she doesn't like you.
Julian: Emma's Headband x Brayden Black x Lea's Headband.
by Ace of Doom May 18, 2018
by kelsie90210 March 30, 2011
being incredibly stoned off your ass. way beyond being blitzed you are blitzkrieged because you have been smoking a strain of marijuana known as headband.
skeet {passing the joint}- dan how you feelin' over there?
dan- i feel like i'm rocking the blitzkrieg headband right now bro.
skeet- lets go to war with these bitches!
dan- now where's my unicorn?
dan- i feel like i'm rocking the blitzkrieg headband right now bro.
skeet- lets go to war with these bitches!
dan- now where's my unicorn?
by raptasticRiZZo March 24, 2010
An act by completely fucked up people.... when one attaches themself to another beings head by wrapping their legs around their head like a headband and smothering their face with pubes and possible penis or vagina.
by Anal Flakes III September 1, 2006
The part of your head affected by wearing a turtle beach headset.
It looks like you have been wearing a headband.
It looks like you have been wearing a headband.
Person 1: I have been playing xbox with my turtle beaches for 8 hours straight.
Person 2: Let's go and get something to eat.
Person 1: No, I have turtle-beach headband. I can't be seen in public.
Person 2: Let's go and get something to eat.
Person 1: No, I have turtle-beach headband. I can't be seen in public.
by sexyface69 May 15, 2011