When a special someone with Sperm Child, starts growing pubes out their head rather than out of their crotch area. Although it looks like normal hair, it smells more and usually has a hidden wang poking out of it every once in a while. A blessing and a curse as brings magical pube-bending powers but causes you to become a dick. Including girls and women.

Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.