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A shortened version of "ahem".
Nice, Jimmy Rollins is, hem, up... the Phillies are, hem, sure to tie the game.
by Smocko September 18, 2004
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1 the male equivalent of PMS
2 a state of irritability, moodiness, and occasional bloating that occurs only in men

"Man, what's up with Brad? He's wearing sweatpants and glaring at everyone."

"Oh yea he's just He-MSing, he couldn't zip up his jeans and has been cranky all week."
by Cole and Kim November 16, 2007
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Male form of PMS. Occurs most often at that time of the month (rent is due, term paper due).
OMG watch out for Julian, he's got severe he ms.
by He ms November 01, 2007
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The counterpart to Meh

Can be used interchangeably with Meh. It has similar uses and functions. Of these, the most important is a retort to Meh.

"Howd the test go?"
"Meh"
"Hem, I see"
by Wooooo NYU December 17, 2008
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Googling in am online quiz in a video conference which is visible to everyone .
He hemmed his way into the finals of the quiz.
by Lamba mamba April 08, 2021
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