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Anything which is annoying or causing discomfort.
Originally the punishment for disrespecting the Gran Vizir or Sultan of Turkey,
Consisting of having an expert operator impale you by sticking a pointed pole up your ass and having it emerge near your neck without hurting any vital organ, so that the offended Sovereign could watch you enjoy the feeling until you die of starvation.
Originally the punishment for disrespecting the Gran Vizir or Sultan of Turkey,
Consisting of having an expert operator impale you by sticking a pointed pole up your ass and having it emerge near your neck without hurting any vital organ, so that the offended Sovereign could watch you enjoy the feeling until you die of starvation.
Boy: Hey Sue can you come play?
Sue yes but I must take care my little brother and take him with me.
Boy: what a hazzouk!
Girl to BFF: that loser keeps calling me and sending me messages.
Friend: what a Hazzouk!
Girl: yeah he doesn't get it
Sue yes but I must take care my little brother and take him with me.
Boy: what a hazzouk!
Girl to BFF: that loser keeps calling me and sending me messages.
Friend: what a Hazzouk!
Girl: yeah he doesn't get it
by Sultan.of.Oz February 28, 2018
May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021