Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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An unfunny, overused alternative spelling for "have". Typically used by teens and/or retards who believe it is clever.
by Adulty January 08, 2011
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A word generally replacing and tense of have (have, had, has). It can as well be used before any verb or auxiliary verb. It may also be spelled as "has."
I haz a blanket.
I haz a Halo collector's helmet, but my roomate stole it.
He haz a blanket.
I haz can do it!
I haz jumped over the blanket.
I haz a Halo collector's helmet, but my roomate stole it.
He haz a blanket.
I haz can do it!
I haz jumped over the blanket.
by Sen4lifE January 23, 2010