Urban Dictionary: Hayride

A very unattractive guy that hits on every woman he can.

"This guy was totally flirting with me, but I am not into him because he is such a hayride."

by whataname July 21, 2009

When a girl is riding your dick and you haven't shaved your pubes in a long time.

Bro 1: Hey bro my girl went for a hayride yesterday

Bro 2: Thats nasty bro go groom yourself

by ihsoyik October 16, 2017