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a vegetarian cafe in northampton, ma. the coffee's organic and fair trade, but not amazing. the food's good for how cheap it is. the internet never seems to be working very well. however, the employees are attractive and being seen at the haymarket enough makes you cool.
girl 1: "wanna study with me at the Haymarket Cafe tonight?
girl 2: "no, the internet's never working there and it's impossible to find a table."
girl 1: "i think that super hot barista's working tonight though!"
girl 2: "you convinced me. i'll meet you there in 5."
girl 2: "no, the internet's never working there and it's impossible to find a table."
girl 1: "i think that super hot barista's working tonight though!"
girl 2: "you convinced me. i'll meet you there in 5."
by uhhuhme December 23, 2010
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018