Originating from the Mother Mother song, “Hayloft.” In this song, two queer lovers are threatened at gun point by the one person’s father. Haylofted is a slang term for hate-crime.
“Hey want to go to Cracker Barrel?”
“No thanks, I don’t want to get haylofted.”
by TaffyLimeade March 01, 2021
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code for questioning your gender or identifying as they/them (from mother mothers song)
“yeah ive been listing to hayloft by mother mother recently”
by beanasf December 12, 2020
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code for feeling confused/confused by your identity or questioning they/them (from mother mother)
by beanasf December 12, 2020
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YOUNG LOVERS WITH THEIR LEGS TIED UP IN KNOTS YOUNG LOVERS IN THE HAY (LOFT) MY DADDYS GOT A GUN MY DADDYS GOT A GUN YOU BETTER RUN MY DADDYS GOT A GUN MY DADDYS GOT A GUN MY DADDYS GOT A GUGUGUGUGUN
YOUNG LOVERS WITH THEIR LEGS TIED UP IN KNOTS< YOUNG LOVERS IN THE HAYLOFT
by im swag lol (they/he?????) January 04, 2021
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Something you probably searched for after hearing the songHayloft” by Mother Mother...
Dave: have you heard Hayloft by Mother Mother?
Carl: yeah it’s pretty good...
by Stoopid bisexual October 23, 2020
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