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THE BIGGEST F-F-F-FAGGOT THAT IS CURRENTLY ALIVE
Guy 1: Hayden your a faggot!
Guy 2: who the fuck are you talking too?
Guy 1: FUCK YOU!!!
by COMMUNIST KOAT HANGER October 10, 2019
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Hayden is the type of person to have a huge head, never knows when to stop talking, commonly referred to as an Alien or a Martian. Hayden’s are usually known for their “Strange” way of thinking, as they don’t exactly use most of the 10% of their brain, but rather 5%. If you have a friend named Hayden, good luck...
Guy 1: “Aye, why is that dudes head so freakishly large?”
Guy 2: “Don’t you know? That’s Hayden the Alien
by Nobba_ cheese August 28, 2020
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Hayden is a HANDSOME young man, he is so sweet and caring and will never break your heart!

He is always there for you when you need him, Hayden is also a very goofy person and will make you laugh!
So, if you ever met a hayden before...
Never give him away, you'll regret if you give away a HAYDEN!
Bully: Hey is that the NERD over there?

Bullies friend: Yeah lol shes a nerd!

You: :(
Bullies: *LAUGHSSS**
Hayden: SHUT UP!!!
by Itsjustpolyester.. November 15, 2020
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Hayden is a depressed narcissist that doesn't agree with anything
"Dude my Moms being such Hayden right now ,shes not agreeing with me."
by Crozzlaucher May 13, 2019
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