big man that once asserted dominance on his nan by pissing in her tea. he also have a very very large cock. he is a very smart, funny, and handsome chap.
"oh look, its Hayden Gormley, the guy who pissed in his nanstea."
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawnowning freak