(Used to be) a terrible relief pitcher for the Cubs now a terrible pitcher with the Giants.!! He was just traded to the Giants.
Hoor-fucking-ay!!!

His many nicknames in Chicago were: LaSucky, LaBlow, LaTwat, and LaTrocious.
LaTroy Hawkins blew in Chicago. Then Jim Hendry had the sense to trade that worthless bastard to San Fransisco for two of the best prospects in the Giants system.
by rapsux May 28, 2005
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Hawkins Indiana is a place we’re the show stranger things takes place, there you will find the new Star court ⭐️ And it also has the demogorgan and lots of other fun stuff!🦖
Person 1: hey have you ever been to Hawkins Indiana

Person 2: no
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John hawkins is a short black boy that wears fake yeezys but he is lit and very lit and he is very thick he love Mexicans and they love him but he sometimes annoys them he is a cardi b lover he is her #1 fan
John,Hawkins is super thick nice ass and thighs girls and boys look at that ass whoa that ass is thick it’s hard not to look at it makes u very hard
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Bill: Did you hear? Stephen Hawking died?
Idiot: Really?... wait, who is that (looks up Steve Hawkins)
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Ariel Hawkins is a super awesome girl! She loves to feel happy and she loves love❤️Ariel Hawkins is loved by many people and people love her
“Hey have you heard of Ariel Hawkins?”

“Yeah, I mean like duh everyone loves her!”
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a person who has an extremely small micropenis, they like to frame their black friends because they think it is cool! they also like to spam that they "HATE NAGGERS!" and they want "NAGGERS TO BURN!" they also like to say that people live in a desert house
"I HATE NAGGERS!" "yeah sizzle, go make your squashed jpegs in your litt'e desert house" "I just got off the scoten yeah, do you like scottish people? because i praise! I PRAISE SCOTTISH PEOPLE!" -Maximus Hawkins
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