A modern and more pschodelic version of Detroit's Incredible Mohawk Bros. Band that was more like Spinal Tap than anything. The HawkAdelic were an internet group formed by Incredible Mohawk Bros. founding members Mikey Moe Hawk and Tommy Hawk that never had one rehearsal because everyone quit for fear of the antics of the two founding members.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.