Too chadly to even exist. His muscles are so MASSIVE that he could easily bench press the world. Hawk is not only a chad he is also a ladies man, women can’t stop flocking to hawk, but he’s too cool to care, he only finds the one for him. He’s not only a chad and ladies man, but he is oh so very kind. He’s so kind that he would give you $50 for your birthday like an absolute chad.

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.