A deformed dog that makes strange noises. It is most likely over the age of 15..... in real years. It is also balding at a rapid pace.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

A deformed ugly dog that makes strange noises, those strange noises sound like they are saying hawawa or honking noises. It is most likely over the age of 15. It is also probably balding at a rapid pace.

The feeling that you get when you reach the the next level of butterflies in your tummy.