I'm being haunted my Michael, it is so awkward.

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

My friend heard back from a one night stand, now she's being haunted.

"I haven't seen Jay around in a really long time. What happened to him?"

"The Breakup with Jennifer broke his heart. He just sits at home alone. Man he's totally haunted"

Grace ghosted me last week, and now haunted my Instagram today.

"hey bro, what are you doin' tonight?"
"i dunno but ima get MAD haunted"

man that church is haunted