Hattus is the divine worship of hatual objects worn upon ones head. The main goal of Hattus is to "be one with the Hat". A follower of Hattus knows he must follow the Way of the Hat in order to destroy all that is evil and preserve the path of Hattus. Hattus rituals include the well-known religious holidays such as "The Slapping of the Fish Against Your Face for Seven Hours While Wearing a Swedish Top Hat" and "Wear Nothing But a Hat and a Jock Strap to Work" festivals.
I have become one with Hattus.
by Liam, Bitches November 19, 2004
by DragonDan August 06, 2018
Literally Fur Hat Class, from Finnish words meaning exactly that.
Like third class, or lowest possible classification.
Example sitting in the economy section of a 747, on a really crowded flight from the hottest and sweatyest part of Africa.
Like third class, or lowest possible classification.
Example sitting in the economy section of a 747, on a really crowded flight from the hottest and sweatyest part of Africa.
by PJ December 04, 2003