A gigantic lard ass. She's like a horse but instead of kicking you when you're behind her she will sit down and suffocate you with her fat cheeks and beefy lips.

Hattie is funny, crazy (in a good way) and caring. If you need help she will always be there.she can never stop laughing and wants to be friends with everyone

Hattie is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet she is in other words a sex bomb and she gets all of the boys when she is in public.

A strange girl but usually funny. Has lots of laughs and over plans lots! She is usually gorgeous and amazing at sport even though she is clumsy she is a strong woman usually with no boobs.

hatties are some of the most amazing and funny people you will know! She will allay come up with the weirdest things.

Hatties are also very tall.
Thy also love a good old pig.
Hatties will get on the best with Lolas and Millies because of there unique personalities.

person of origin neither male nor female persuasion, yet attracting and being attracted to both types. artistic-like, and unable to stay in one mood for longer then 5 seconds.

loved by many and hated by all.

When you think of the worst person you have ever met, and ever could meet - a Hattie is this - X100.

A Hattie epitomises the very reason why people commit suicide. Hatties have a genuine talent in sucking all life and happiness out of people and the world. THE ABSOLUTE PITS.

What usually happens with a Hatty is the development of a new "best friend" relationship, miraculously formed over the period of a few hours. With time, unfortunately, comes the realisation that one has thrust themselves head first into the ABYSS, with the constant fear of being referred to as 'Hattie's' friend.

If you want to make friends with someone so desperate for love and affection, get a fucking dog.