Hatsumeism:
Person: How’d you know I was mutuals with Hastumeism
Me: cause yer hot

Damn Hatsume has some oppai

Good person: Have you seen boku no hero academia? Mei Hatsume is best girl.
Dumb person: no way, Kendo is best girl.
Good person: ...
Dumb person: what?
Good person: you’re apart of the rebel alliance and a traitor, take her away