A small statured individual with abnormally large front teeth also prefers to be called a admiral and drinks heavily. Doesn’t like most people but keeps a few close friends.

A small town in Mississippi... at the school there are petty people and cheaters

Hatley (n)- Hatley is a term used to identify a group of germanic people, mostly very intellegent and better then you.

Bort Hatley was an obnoxious radio "personality" who worked for Bubba The Love Sponge and later The Howard Stern Show. Since his downfall, Bort continues to shovel himself deeper into a seemingly bottomless pit of integrity. Brent and his diseased wife have now resorted to OnlyFans as a primary source of income, and selling meth.

During his embarrassing stint in radio, Brunt contributed many repugnant tales, lamebrained comebacks, and outright fabrications. It appears that most of his claims are born out of sheer delusion. He claims to practice a swinger lifestyle, when in reality he is a cuckold who films his shemale soulmate getting jackhammered by anyone willing. Burnt rates his attractiveness as a 7/10 despite his beastly resemblance to Uncle Fester, Sloth, and unmasked Darth Vader. At least they were respected.

Bert is a diehard metal fan. A plethora of tawdry tats litter his fugly carcass. All of this is done to prove how cool he thinks he is. It should be noted that Brent has the mental maturity of a 13-yr-old. Bleet also views himself as a political expert. As a wannabe civil servant, he jisms at the thought of performing a citizen's arrest. Blurb was also a Marine and loves to flaunt it every chance he gets. A proud atheist, he also feels the need to attack religious people. Burp will reject your prayers and insult you for doing so. He worships the devil because he allegedly "has all the pussy and weed".

A push up done by Ben Hatley. Done by holding one hand on the floor and pushing yourself only by one arm and only by the index finger. These are intensely hard to do. They can also be done against a wall. Its one of Ben's favorite exercises. So if you want arms no woman would want to leave, stand on one hand and do a Hatley Heave!

As Bubba The Love Sponge's show’s Executive Producer and a long-time member of the show, Brent handles the booking of guests and the show’s formatting, and also participates as an on-air co-host to Bubba. He’s known for being well-read and continually educates himself about a wide array of topics. Brent is also proud to have served in the first Gulf War as a member of the United States Marines. A loyal University of Florida fan, Brent can talk sports with the best of them, both on the college and the professional level, and currently trains in Muy Thai and Jiu Jitsu. Brent is also a history buff. He can be heard on Sirius and Tampa radio.

A bloke at school who can be angry sometimes other than that is OK. Likes harleys jelly and radnor fizz aka gamer girl bath water