you: god i fucking hate my life
me:

First, get up and do something fun. ...
Now, take a dialectical perspective. ...
Consider whether there is something you can change in your life. ...
Get immediate crisis help. ...
Seek long-term professional help.
by Lazar Blade September 18, 2021
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One of the greatest insults of all time. Originally said by Johnathan Andrew Wicker, Junior on June, 18, 2019
Johnathan said this to Edan, "Okay, goodbye, Edan. I just wanted to let you know that I enjoyed the good times we've had. However, I truly hate you--like, I absolutely hate your fucking guts," Edan killed himself shortly after
by the milk man667 June 13, 2019
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on november 27th, along with beat a furry day, there is also hate fuck your ex-friend day. right after you participate in beat a furry day, you have to participate in hate fuck your ex-friend day that night.
Brodie: We're going to participate in Hate Fuck your Ex-friend day... TONIGHT!
Gavin: T-T-T-T-T-Tonight??
by PaperMT November 27, 2022
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