An individual that does not think before they do something increadibly stupid or destructive. Someone that doesn't use their head for anything better than a hat rack.
by Jerry February 09, 2005
Any sports fan that cannot be seen, at any times, without is favorite team's ball cap on. Predomionantly prevalent in baseball fans. Frequently seen blowing rent money at nearest watering hole or sports bar.
by fuckerIdid April 30, 2003
by Wallytheman November 22, 2007
a self-sexual act in which a male hangs a hat from his penis and swings it around in circles.
also knopwn as hat-spinning or rack riding.
also knopwn as hat-spinning or rack riding.
Jeff: what you up to tonight?
david: well, no ones gonna be in so im gonna do a hat rack.
Jeff: niiiice! *high fives*
david: well, no ones gonna be in so im gonna do a hat rack.
Jeff: niiiice! *high fives*
by bishopofbumville April 28, 2007
Joey: But you’re still moving in together, right? Because my ad came out today. (Shows him the paper.)
Chandler: (reading the ad) "Wanted. Female roommate, non-smoker, non-ugly." Nice!
Joey: Yeah? I just figured y’know, after living with you it’d be an interesting change of pace to have a female roommate, y’know? Someone I can learn from, someone-someone who’s different than me. And what’s more different than me; a guy who’s not 19 than say a girl who is 19? Enh? (Points to his head.) Not just a hat rack my friend!
'The One with Ross' Denial. Season 6
Chandler: (reading the ad) "Wanted. Female roommate, non-smoker, non-ugly." Nice!
Joey: Yeah? I just figured y’know, after living with you it’d be an interesting change of pace to have a female roommate, y’know? Someone I can learn from, someone-someone who’s different than me. And what’s more different than me; a guy who’s not 19 than say a girl who is 19? Enh? (Points to his head.) Not just a hat rack my friend!
'The One with Ross' Denial. Season 6
by Sheerah September 07, 2010
When one is having sex and they pick their partner, most likely a female, and spin her around while fucking, in a manner similar to the Tazmanian devil of Looney Tune fame. Then, while in spinning motion, the male spins the female, in a cartwheel like fashion in order to get them into a 69ing position. While the womans head is now in the pelvic region, she should be suckin th mans penis. Instead of a traditional 69, the man will slowy spank the woman's pussy in a motion as if putting a hat on a hat rack and then , almost simultaneously, removing it(fast action).
by Dave the black guy April 29, 2006
When you use your hat to cover a boner, giving the appearance of a hat rack when your boner grows with the hat on it.
by Peen Peener August 28, 2015