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An individual that does not think before they do something increadibly stupid or destructive. Someone that doesn't use their head for anything better than a hat rack.
by Jerry February 09, 2005
Jun 20 Word of the Day
Marginalized Orientations, Gender identities, And Intersex. it’s meant to be an all inclusive umbrella term for asexuals, homosexuals, multisexuals, trans people, and intersex people. Alternative to LGBTQIAP+
Alternative to MOGII, easier to pronounce.
Alternative to MOGII, easier to pronounce.
by sebasty September 04, 2014
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A low-life, peasant, weakling, idiot or loser. Someone who will hang hats at restaurants for the rest of his life. Based off on how a hatrack is the lowest on the apparel-hanging food chain
Wow, he failed his math exam? He's such a hatrack.
That guy is such a hatrack, he can't even do one push up.
That guy is such a hatrack, he can't even do one push up.
by Deer N. Hedlites June 18, 2012
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a self-sexual act in which a male hangs a hat from his penis and swings it around in circles.
also knopwn as hat-spinning or rack riding.
also knopwn as hat-spinning or rack riding.
Jeff: what you up to tonight?
david: well, no ones gonna be in so im gonna do a hat rack.
Jeff: niiiice! *high fives*
david: well, no ones gonna be in so im gonna do a hat rack.
Jeff: niiiice! *high fives*
by bishopofbumville April 28, 2007