An intensely innebriated state, where nonsensical terms are uttered, and violent wrestling matches are assured. Individuals in this state of mind tend to answer every question, even those of dire consequence, by simply repeating "the thing with the stuff", and in some extremely rare cases, the individual may call a cab driver a "baby wa-wa". This condition afflicts many young men, and is typically contracted by living in close proximity to a plethora of bars for an extended period of time.
"Wow Andy. You were Hassenated last night!"
by E.R. Aitkenhead October 19, 2006
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Hassen or Hassén is a guy's name in Arabic. The word Hassen means a person who likes to enhance things. It also means sensitive and handsome.

People named Hassen usually have critical insight and they are smart and always get what they want.
Hassen loves to help people, doesn't fail to perform a duty and doesn't like to be compared with others.
Hassen is a super smart guy.
by Roar10 March 26, 2018
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The most beautiful and handesome person you will ever encounter, has the kindest heart ! He is so smart and clever, every one wanted to be like Hassen ! Hassen is very very attractive and such an amazing person, you will immediately fall in love with him at the first sight of you watching Hassen. Hassen is also extremely adorable and you will enjoy every moment passed with this people. A Hassan has curly beautiful hair that you've never seen on anybody GUARANTEED. Nice body but doesnt even work out, just naturally like that, long muscular legs, cut ass jawline with amazing cheekbones. THE cutest smile you will ever see.
Omg who ist that boautiful people ? Je is Hassen !!!
by Nothing much here November 23, 2021
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To hassen someone is to have anal sex with them. Only the male can hassen someone, as it's only considered "hassening" when a penis enters an anus.
Kid 1: Did you hear? Steven and Savannah had anal sex!
Kid 2: Yeah! I heard Savannah got hassened realll good!
by anonymousposterofshit October 12, 2009
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making memories with this girl is amazing. you can always trust her with anything. She makes sure your safe around the road, she notices the smallest details about you and can keep secrets. having her as a friend is such an honor, I'm truly grateful to have her!! :)
Ilahan hassen, the greatest person you'll ever meet
by spoooooofy March 9, 2022
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