Originally a character in John Green's novel, "An Abundance of Katherines". His discription is one of a fat, lazy muslim.
In reality, he is a man whoes real name is Neal, and who frankly may or may not be mentally handicapped. He looks just how John Green describes him. But who decides to ask out girls, and telling them that their in love with them, after one shaky conversation. He is sortof a man of Edward Cullen's stature, only a little less creepy. If thats possible. ew.
In reality, he is a man whoes real name is Neal, and who frankly may or may not be mentally handicapped. He looks just how John Green describes him. But who decides to ask out girls, and telling them that their in love with them, after one shaky conversation. He is sortof a man of Edward Cullen's stature, only a little less creepy. If thats possible. ew.
hasaan: hey can i talk to you for a minute?
innocent girl: yea! sure, whats up Neal?
hassan: im in love with you, wanna go out and bang each other without meaning, just so i can get my dick wet? oh and im staying at home, instead of going to collage.
innocent girl: your a fat lazy muslim who looks like that Hassan character, from one of John Green's books. what do you think? But sure, lets go do it, ;)
innocent girl: yea! sure, whats up Neal?
hassan: im in love with you, wanna go out and bang each other without meaning, just so i can get my dick wet? oh and im staying at home, instead of going to collage.
innocent girl: your a fat lazy muslim who looks like that Hassan character, from one of John Green's books. what do you think? But sure, lets go do it, ;)
by The Greatest B August 17, 2010
The definition of perfect the best of the best a strong alpha male with the body of a god when he walks out girls get wet in a 120 mile radius ladies love him guy wanna be him. Devilishly charming great with girls a little anti social but overall the perfect man any girl needs an absolute genius at math girls just can’t get enough of him.
by God among us October 15, 2020
Guy 1: Hey Yo What you doing?
Guy 2: Trying to play some Plague but not connecting; boutta backhand my sis
Guy 1: You're such a Hassan
Guy 2: Trying to play some Plague but not connecting; boutta backhand my sis
Guy 1: You're such a Hassan
by mr rusin student March 16, 2016
1 the most well known indian pimp in michigan
2 owner of the extravagant cabosine, driven by raoul botswiana
3 a very white, red haired irish girl
2 owner of the extravagant cabosine, driven by raoul botswiana
3 a very white, red haired irish girl
by chantelle May 07, 2005
A person u will have fun with, sometimes annoying af and act like dory dont think about things that much but I think that person does have a good heart and obsess with pokemonssss ,bad at aiming the worst actually and will say nahhh imm good
by Turtleduck April 12, 2021
A funny, caring, and SOMETIMES laid back person. Don't get on his bad side or he will pounce at you in an unexpected way.
Kayden- Hey Hassan lets play jump force
Hassan- I'll jump force to your mom.. Hehe
Kayden- shut up *chuckles*
Hassan- I'll jump force to your mom.. Hehe
Kayden- shut up *chuckles*
by Joe MAMA..... February 25, 2020
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