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A school located in the Rossendale Valley. It is popular for its high exam results and its Sixth Form. The Rules of the Sixth Form are utter bullshit and protests are being organised.
Boy 1: I go to Haslingden High School! :D

Boy 2: Faggot...
by RobbyW June 30, 2009
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meaning- shit show.
person1: why’s there a used condom on the floor
person2: bc this is shit show haslingden high school.
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