An attractive male monkey, little, but capable of ferocity. Physical features include very soft, fine hair and an enormous mouth full of teeth. An insatiable libido and high intelligence level render the Haslam one of the most successful and competitive of his species.

Invented in Borat's movie. It is said, when something great happens.

A Phrase Used as a compliment or to congratulate someone. Also commenly mistaken for member of islamic faith, whereas originating in greater manchester. Term created by Rob Haslam

A guy who has two dads