An attractive male monkey, little, but capable of ferocity. Physical features include very soft, fine hair and an enormous mouth full of teeth. An insatiable libido and high intelligence level render the Haslam one of the most successful and competitive of his species.

A Phrase Used as a compliment or to congratulate someone. Also commenly mistaken for member of islamic faith, whereas originating in greater manchester. Term created by Rob Haslam

to be attacked sexually by a girl with mono, without knowing she has mono till its too late.

A new religion where the followers believe that amino acids are created by a certain Haslam. This religion is an add on of evolution as evolution can't seem to figure where these came from.

When you go to a house party and drink so much that you shit everywhere in your friend's bathroom. #TheHaslamShake

An Extreme Wheeler. Fucks all the bitches in town, and gets a new one every night.

6 foot 1 inch tall, sex dog who is number 1, however he thinks that that mac's are better than surface book's