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Haskel is a massive rappy fat old fuck, who when sees a girl... he wants to rub them like he rubs his carpets.
Haskel is also every gender out there. he will fuck a rubber ducky if he was asked and he will do it even if you did not ask.
Haskel's also have a constent way of giving both themselvs and their victems a constent rug burn that hurts like hell and acts like herpes.
Haskel is also every gender out there. he will fuck a rubber ducky if he was asked and he will do it even if you did not ask.
Haskel's also have a constent way of giving both themselvs and their victems a constent rug burn that hurts like hell and acts like herpes.
by Haskel Wong November 25, 2019
Jun 4 Word of the Day
The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.
"My visit home turned into Bisexual Groundhog Day. My mom acted shocked when I told her I'm going to Pride next week, so I had to come out to her as bisexual AGAIN."
by Tiggy Upland April 15, 2014
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A chubby old fuck who loves to dances on tables and is lonely. It likes to crawl all over wamen a breath on their tits. His dick size is 1cm and he is unhealthy.
Stop being a Haskel you annoying fuck!!
by ZephFurry November 26, 2019