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When a man ejaculates into a woman's hairbrush without her knowledge and the next day she ends up using it. This gives a wondorous sheen to the woman's hair. Not to be confused with elena's fish oil, the female version of this act.
Phil upset with his wife's cooking, decided that she needed a shot of Harvey's bristol cream, unwittingly knowing that her hair would look beautiful afterwards.
by Phillis S. Mallets January 13, 2010
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018