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A fat autistic drunk sexually confused bad bard that may or may not be a dwarf and is defiantly the cause of the end of the world
harum is so fucking bad at being a bard
by Randommonkey03 October 18, 2019
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Jun 1 Word of the Day
The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.

Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...

Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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An expression of disbelief, annoyance, inquiry, contempt, shock, and elitism, among other things.

This word is best characterized by the image of a rich industrialist, bedecked in a fine silk top hat and monocle, sipping fine wine. This man of superb and discerning taste blows out his luxuirous mustache in a bold and resonant rush of sound "Harum!"

The exact meaning of this word can and will change subtly depending on the mood of its creator
"What did you think about the latest vaudeville performance by Eazy-E and the Trapeezyz?"

"Harum! It was barely worth my time!"
by Mustcollectfood October 25, 2007
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