Top definition
A grotesquely enlarged head of the male genitalia; Resembling a lumpy potato.
Charlie's "Hartney Helmet" prevents him from participating in sexual acts with all but the largest farm animals.
by Anonymous April 03, 2003
Get the Hartney Helmet neck gaiter and mug.
Jun 20 Word of the Day
Marginalized Orientations, Gender identities, And Intersex. it’s meant to be an all inclusive umbrella term for asexuals, homosexuals, multisexuals, trans people, and intersex people. Alternative to LGBTQIAP+
Alternative to MOGII, easier to pronounce.
The MOGAI community in my city is very friendly.
by sebasty September 04, 2014
Get a MOGAI mug for your buddy Manafort.