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A grotesquely enlarged head of the male genitalia; Resembling a lumpy potato.
Charlie's "Hartney Helmet" prevents him from participating in sexual acts with all but the largest farm animals.
by Anonymous April 03, 2003
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Apr 26 Word of the Day
1. The default beliefs installed when you were a child.

2. An unexamined position you absorbed from your environment growing up.
I grew up in a conservative home so my factory settings lead me to vote Republican.
I grew up in a liberal home so my factory settings lead me to vote Democrat.
by riemannslost0 February 04, 2020
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