1. The surname Hartman means hardy/strong-man. Hartmans are an odd breed of Germans. Members of the Hartman Clan can usually be seen frequenting bars, Vietnamese whore houses and church all on the same day.
Rare strains of Hartmans enjoy drinking milkshakes while lifting weights and listening to a playlist compiled with musicians such as Death From Above 1979, old school Sugar Ray, the Backstreet Boys, Jack Johnson, William Shatner, and Culture Club.
Can also be used as an adjective or a verb.
2. A move that can be used in bed to sate even the most insatiable of nymphos. Can be used as a noun for the move, or a verb (to do the move).
Rare strains of Hartmans enjoy drinking milkshakes while lifting weights and listening to a playlist compiled with musicians such as Death From Above 1979, old school Sugar Ray, the Backstreet Boys, Jack Johnson, William Shatner, and Culture Club.
Can also be used as an adjective or a verb.
2. A move that can be used in bed to sate even the most insatiable of nymphos. Can be used as a noun for the move, or a verb (to do the move).
by M. Hartman August 1, 2006
That funny ass gunnery seargent from the movie "full metal jacket"
He was an actual gunnery seargent who served in Vietman.
He was an actual gunnery seargent who served in Vietman.
Hartman:How tall are you private?
Prvt Cowboy:sir 5 foot 3 sir.
Hartman:Jesus!I dind't know they stacked shit that high!
Hartman:HOLY DOG SHIT! What the fuck is that!
Prvt Pyle:sir a jelly donut sir.
Prvt Cowboy:sir 5 foot 3 sir.
Hartman:Jesus!I dind't know they stacked shit that high!
Hartman:HOLY DOG SHIT! What the fuck is that!
Prvt Pyle:sir a jelly donut sir.
by Nunya Buisness August 22, 2006
The badass gunnery sergeant from stanley kubrick's full metal jacket. He enjoys humiliating his privates and eventually gets shot by Private Pyle. He's played by R. Lee Ermey.
If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training... you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war. But until that day you are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human-fucking-beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn: I am hard, but I am fair! There is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops, or greasers; here you are all equally worthless! And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps! Do you maggots understand that? --Sergeant Hartman's speech to recrues
by Agamennone December 22, 2011
A brilliantly talented actor who is best known for his roles on The Simpsons and Saturday Night Live, sadly he passed away when his wife murdered him in his sleep before committing suicide herself.
RIP Phil Hartman 1948-1998
by predeckis May 10, 2006
by Frumious Bandersnatch July 20, 2003
A once great cartoonist gone sour; known for creating Fairly Odd Parents, Danny Phantom, T.U.F.F. Puppy, and Bunsen is a Beast. However his Hollywood career tainted his mind as well as having access to the internet to share his bad takes.
Most notably he has been found to have overcharged on commissioned artwork (in which price does not match quality) in addition to being caught tracing other artists artwork and selling them. Basically the Facebook mom version of Simon Cowell.
Most notably he has been found to have overcharged on commissioned artwork (in which price does not match quality) in addition to being caught tracing other artists artwork and selling them. Basically the Facebook mom version of Simon Cowell.
by FaolanOrion March 5, 2021
Hey, the morning paper...holy shit, Phil Hartman was murdered by his wife in his sleep?! I'll fucking kill that bitch! Wait, she shot herself afterwords...
by Anonymous May 15, 2003