Overrated children's books.

Why anyone would STILL FUCKING READ THEM is beyond me.

There are other, more well-written books, but people instead read stupid books about a magical teenager, his two friends, and his life at Hogwarts.

YAWN. Harry Potter's the only book read by otherwise illiterate morons who couldn't comprehend a much better
Fangirl: OMG TEH NEW HARRY POTTER IS OUT!!11
Normal person: *looks on as Barnes and Noble is overrun by dyslexic idiots, reading Shakespeare* Morons.
by OLOL June 20, 2007
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A book series that tells of a young boy named Harry Potter (duh) and his adventures with his two close friends Ron and Hermione (and a few others) throughout 7 years of Hogwarts and 7 years of battling Lord Voldermort.
Harry Potter dies and comes back to life. Voldermort dies, but doesn't. Yay! :D
by irmadison August 05, 2007
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the main character in a series of books and movies who strongly needs to become deceased in the final book/movie after which draco malfoy will become king of the world.
harry potter: ahh dracco dont kill me! expelliarmus! im a 6th year and thats the only flippin spell i know!

draco *aka mcdreamy*: shut up you pansy! avada kedavra!

harry*screams like the fairy he is* im dead!
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very good and highly well-written book series about a orphan kid who's being seriously fucked up by his crappy ass aunt and uncle and then goes to a wizarding school, gets fucked up some more, etc, etc, and flies a broom and gets the hook up with asian chicks. Best Friend of a serious know-it-all bitch and a poor kid with red hair.

Not related in any way to Lord of the Rings.
"Damn, Harry's aunt and uncle fucked him up."
"Indeed."
by xxxholic June 02, 2005
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Basically the best book series ever written, besides Lord of the Rings.

The story is about a famous little emo boy who over-reacts about everything, and his friends who still tolerate him.

J.K. Rowling is absolutely the most creative author I've ever seen.

And if you insult Harry Potter, it means you haven't read it and think it's too pussy for you, but in reality, you aren't cool enough.
I can't wait until the July fifteenth, when Harry Potter 5 comes out in theaters!
by alexisradtothemax October 02, 2006
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harry potter, young wizard who defeated a dark wizard at the age of one and who can also be quite forgetful!
'I'm Harry,just Harry'

'your wand harry, your wand'

It seems the famous wizard Harry potter has come to hogwarts'
by crowie June 30, 2006
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