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This refers to a large bald patch on the peak of a balding man's head. It is a tell tale sign of the onset of male pattern baldness, in a man who has probably not yet accepted his predicament. Harrison's Chasm can often be seen in men who try by various hairstyles, combovers and smothers to conceal their baldness. But when the drastic receding on the peak of the head simply cannot be hidden anymore, it is known as Harrison's Chasm
Mate, I think you have a case of Harrison's Chasm. You should book an appointment at the hair transplant clinic - tomorrow!
by Je suis baldie September 03, 2015
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011