Noun.
A sexual act which involves pressing the nose into the Vagina, the toungue into the anus, and humming. Generally used as the finishing move in a session of cunnilingus.
Not all women respond to this, but those who do respond in a big way.
Also known as the "lady's hummer".

NOTE: Please take extreme care not to exhale through the nose into the vagina. This is physically dangerous to both partners. Breathe through the mouth, and never, in any sexual act, blow into the vagina or penis!
It may have a racist name, but the ladies love it. Are you man enough to play the Jew's Harp?
by Counselor Johnny July 10, 2005
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One half of The Wreckers (with Michelle Branch) a kickass songwriter and guitar player with a beautiful voice.
"I want to bring something new new to the pop sound. I want to bring some rock back a little bit, bring some new aspects and I want to get people back into writing their own music again.. playing their own intstruments." Jessica Harp
by Traylen November 07, 2005
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Requires 3 Persons, 2 metal balls with a piano wire or guitar string affixed to each, 1 violin bow.
2 people place the metal balls inside the rectum and then pace away from each other until wire is taut. The 3rd person 'plays' the string with the bow to create vibration and sound.
What'd you do this weekend?
Oh, nothing, just hung out with some friends and played the butt harp.
by Kevin Preece November 06, 2007
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To insert your nose into the vagina of an unsuspecting female, then begin to hum a toon.
"She likes it when I hum death metal"
"The jewish harp is the new guitar solo"
by Paul, you sandy vagina September 04, 2006
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A derogatory term for a womans labia (those flappy bits down there)
"Don't kick me in the meat-harps!"
by James C June 11, 2003
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A very harmless group of marine mammals that live mostly in cold areas of Canada and have been killed for their pelts and fur.

Canadian hunters kill over 300,000 of these every year and most of them are only babies that are about a week to a month old. The babies have very nice white fur that sheds as they grow older. Many hunters slaughter these poor harmless animals in cruel ways by bashing them on the head and skinning them even when they are still alive! Canadian hunters also heartlessly skin and cut open pregnant mother seals and skin them and leave the dead babies on the ground.

If you ever see an image of these baby and even mother seals, you'll notice how adorable and friendly they look. They do not attack humans nor are they aggressive. People are the ones profiting from these animals' skin just for beauty and leave a whole pool of blood in the artic whereas there is more blood than ice. Baby seals cannot swim therefore they stay on land for a while and they never got to live their lives for more than a month because they were bashed on the head, dragged on hooks, and stabbed brutally by people. The poor seals cannot run away fast therefore they are left with suffering and painful wounds to bleed to death and even die.

I've seen videos of these practices of Canadian hunters slaughtering the poor animals. It's very sad and it made me cry to see how cruel people are to animals. Researchers say that if this practice continue for the next 20 years, there's a chance for the harp seals specie go extinct. Please do not make the same mistake as people did in the past and cause extinction to the dodo birds and quaggas! You don't know what's missing until it's gone.. They deserve to live just as much as we do. These animals were hardly ever killed for food and survival. They were killed for greed and profits. It's truly heartbreaking and despicable. Please help save the poor seals and other animals killed for their fur!
Pups (baby harp seals) like to roll around and make noises. They are very adorable and love to play and they usually like company.
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A saggy vagina. Usually one you are able to strum on
When me and Katie 69'ed i played her skin harp
by idohavefriends February 25, 2011
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