Someone who is sad and pathetic.

when "porking" a chick from behind the act of plucking one of her pubic hairs sretching it across the anus and blowing across it until it whistles.

When you cum and the Nut is sticking to your leg and your shaft so it looks like strings on a harp

A harmless seal which suffers from polar bears.

The act of puking on a girl, out of nervousness, right after she takes her clothes off . You then need to refuse to clean her and and lift your hands and say "what you going to do"

A person that when they wear spandex shirts, resembles a seal

Usually obsessive and when attached writes songs about their victims