The main character on the 80's cult classic sitcom Mama's Family. Portrayed by Vicki Lawrence as an elderly matriarch in small Midwestern Raytown, Thelma "Mama" was a sharp-tongued bitch who often "belittled anything anythbody tried to do most of all her kids". She had a fiery temper and a very dysfunctional family. She has strained relationships with her family which she has struggled all her life, starting with her late mother, during her marriage which it's suggested her late husband was an alcoholic, and continuing into the presentwith her kids and grandkids. Thelma can often be seen cleaning and cooking in the show. She has an immaculate house with flamingos and furnished with antiques that stayed in excellent condition. But she keeps some kind of Hell going all the time.

Thelma Harper can also refer to any ill-tempered bitch who puts people down unmercifully, especially a middle to old aged woman.

Crappy community college in Palatine, Illinois. Where most of the kids at Palatine High School end up going if they aren't rich or get good grades or are good at sports, let alone even go to college at all.
Also known as 'Harper High' because it's basically jsut an extension of high school. You're with about half of the same people you went to high school with, and it's set up much the same.
Good for getting whatever degree in whatever major you've selected, but don't expect anyone to make a big deal out of it. It's basically the bare minimum college education.

Stephen harper is an Albertan Dildo licker who believes that Dinosaurs were placed there by god to test his faith. He is the Prime Minister of Canada and the leader of the Conservative Party. As a well known coward he has prorogued Parliament twice in a little more than a year. Some see him as Ex U.S President Bush's "Butt-Buddy". He is also easily compared to The Facist dictator Adolf Hitler.

Meaning failing something,getting rejected, or getting a low score

A Danny Harper a a man with a huge dick when you see them you want them to stick it in your pussy it's so big any everyone likes a Danny Harper and his dick

STEPHEN HARPER + PRIVATE HEALTHCARE (and private everything else)

American insurance companies and pharmaceutical companies will rush over the border into the Canadian market to ensure Canadians lose their publicly-funded healthcare system.

Canadians will dish out for expensive surgeries, high-cost medications and insurance. STOP STEPHEN HARPER and his ALBERTAN AGENDA

Although the liberals were caught stealing tax-payers money, every government in the world steals money... they probably haven't been caught yet!

Remember: the conservatives will rob us of the world's best healthcare system in favour of George-Bush-Country

Much like the normal Harper, Harper Nordin is smart, funny, and opinionated. However he is not a girl. Harper Nordin may not be the most likeable person but once you get to know him he loves you platonically. However he is quite sensitive and is quick to anger but over all if you have a Harper Nordin in your life you are lucky.