A beautiful girl who doesn't even need to try, but is insecure and feels like she does. She has perfect blonde hair and blue eyes. She has lots of freckles that she hates, but everyone else loves them. She feels like she tries too hard, but she just wants to please people. She has one girl best friend who she trusts more than anyone and a bunch of guy best friends who usually end up liking her at some point. She is very picky when it comes to boys though and usually doesn't have a boyfriend. She falls in love easily and falls out of it pretty fast when she finds something about the boy that she doesn't like. There is one boy who will always have her heart even though they will probably not end up together. Harper can be athletic, but she also has a lazy side. She feels fat sometimes but she is no where near being fat, even though she is not the skinniest girl ever. She is short and is teased about it sometimes but she doesn't really mind. She is very smart and hates when people automatically think she is dumb just because she is blonde. She is very determined to get what she wants and will not change herself just to solve an argument.
by Idrk December 01, 2013
An amazing girl who thinks shes fat but is no where near fat. Harpers tend to attract most guys but doesn't notice because she is very insecure. She self harms but keeps it unnoticeable with her personality. She is very adorable and has many friends most of which are guys. She gets distracted by little things such as boys,Friends and her just being bored. She doesn't pay attention in class but somehow keeps her grades up.
Eli: Hey man do you know anything about Harper?
Jeff:Nah why.
Eli:She seems interesting thats all.
Jaff:Whatever
Jeff:Nah why.
Eli:She seems interesting thats all.
Jaff:Whatever
by TheWayOfTHeNinja December 29, 2014
Harper has long raggedy black hair, and on a daily basis looks like a witch. She has never had a boyfriend but wants one. Umm ha that won’t happen. Very ugly short and stubby human being.
by Harrystyles1765544 September 15, 2018
by Crackerxjack92 April 20, 2009
harperism |ˈhärpərˌizəm|
noun
1. the political philosophy that corruption is the highest good and proper aim of government.
2. the pursuit of power; sensual self-indulgence.
3. relentless political maneuvering. often informal; always slicker than a greased pig.
derivatives
harp•er•ist | noun & adjective
harp•er•is•tic | adjective
harp•er•is•ti•cal•ly | adverb
harp•er•ian | adjective
noun
1. the political philosophy that corruption is the highest good and proper aim of government.
2. the pursuit of power; sensual self-indulgence.
3. relentless political maneuvering. often informal; always slicker than a greased pig.
derivatives
harp•er•ist | noun & adjective
harp•er•is•tic | adjective
harp•er•is•ti•cal•ly | adverb
harp•er•ian | adjective
"The January 2006 Federal election results in Canada unexpectedly yielded a minority Conservative Government. The 'great moving right show' is having yet another run. In Prime Minister Stephen Harper, Canada now has the most ideologically committed neoliberal in power since Margaret Thatcher. The five priorities Harper has announced - an accountability package; a cut in the GST; a market-based childcare system; a law and order agenda centred on sentencing; and a reduction in healthcare wait times through increased delivery flexibility - all reflect these commitments. These proposals are embedded in the overall strategic priority of aligning Canada even more tightly with the US through increased overseas military commitments and further economic integration. Canada's move into southern Afghanistan and increased troop deployment is already sketching in the new terrain. The major boost military spending, tax cuts and marketized public services proposed in the first Harper Budget on May 2 filled in more details. This constitutes the initial agenda of Harperism. It could hardly be more pressing for the Left to take some stock of what the Harper government is and might become." {Greg Albo, "Figuring Out Harper" (8 May 2006) zcommunications.org}
by tkkn March 16, 2011
a type of girl who maliciously steals boys, particularly her best friends and then talks about how being a good friend is everything..silly!
wow cathy is being such a harper :( shes all over my boyfriend, i thought harper and i were friends!
by harperiscruel January 17, 2011