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Someone in serious denial as to the nature of their hateful obsession with another person they know only through electronic means
You just have to watch the way he stalks JulieBurchill's threads making lewd suggestions about said poster's mother to realise how much Harnk is repressing his homosexuality. A very tragic condition
by realhandshandy January 27, 2003
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The misunderstood hero of Angst, he who wades through bullshit with increasing style & aggression.
by dan January 29, 2003
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Feces which cannot be removed from the arse hairs (much like winnits)
No matter how hard I wiped my arse, I could not dislodge those darn Harnks
by anothershandy January 27, 2003
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The always triumphant foil of JulieBurchill (a.k.a. realhandshandy).
Thanks to the diligent work of Harnk, JulieBurchill (a.k.a. realhandshandy) is no longer free to terrorize pet stores, zoos, and schools for the developmentally disabled with her insatiable, unquenchable thirst for anal rape.
by i'mgayhandshandy January 27, 2003
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It was 5 months ago baby, I've moved on, you're a beautiful individual
5 months is a long time on the internet baby
by JulieB June 30, 2003
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A subsitution for some verbs and nouns
Be careful the pizza just came out of the oven its gonna be harnk
by Shernt March 10, 2021
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