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When one of your friends is having sex with a girl, typically one for whom you do not particularly care, you assemble a group of 39 of your closest friends. The forty of you, no more, no less, then hide in the closet of the room in which the intercourse is to take place. When your friend give the signal, or when you deem appropriate, all forty of you pile out of the closet, beat the shit out of the girl, and leave.
Chrissy: Joe's taking Tara to the dance this weekend
Sam: Well, you know what they'll be doing afterwards, given her reputation
Chrissy: Yeah...what should we do about it?
Sam: Round up 38 friends and find a nice closet. We're giving her a Harlem Beatdown
by sd13 January 27, 2008
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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While having sex with a black woman, a group of your friends pop out of a closet in the house you are having sex with the woman in, beat the shit out of the black woman, and leave.
Me and my buddies performed a Harlem Beatdown the other day.
by Pants.. January 23, 2007
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