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1, Harlan, a creature said to be extinct- with the ability of clapping extremely loudly- is said to be the one of the most attractive beings who ever lived. Thus a term for "ladies man" for his abilities to make the object of his desire, at present time, to feel uncontrollably amazed, baffled and dazed.

2, A Harlan is said to have the capability of answering every question correctly and are said to know, and understand, the meaning of life. In fact many known associates of a Harlan believe he is the meaning of life in itself. A Harlan is known for their talent of musical instruments.

Harlans are said to be capable of inhabiting hearts of unsuspecting women in short periods of time, such as the legend of Raffy, a woman whose heart melted at the immensity of Harlan himself.

3, Harlan, a being known to avoid cocky hair styles of a pyramid fashion, and have gratuitous amounts of muscles and wisdom, therefore do not require tight shirts to show this feature off.
Harlan was able to conquer Raffy's heart in only four hours

that guy over there is a Harlan, he is buff, intelligent, amazing and drives the best car around town.

All you need is Harlan
by Winner-of-life October 12, 2009
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A moment that is generally agreed to have had a significant influence on pop culture and everyday life. While the term was coined by Rose McGowan in context of the #MeToo movement, and is mostly associated with the K-pop community, the phenomenon is universal and a basic component of how culture works.

Real world events such as social/political movements, the election of a new U.S. President, major catastrophes and disasters, as well as entertainment such as movies, music and TV, can all function as cultural resets. Notable cultural resets in relatively recent memory include:

* The Beatles appearing on the Ed Sullivan show in 1964
* The Watergate scandal of 1974
* The release of Nevermind by Nirvana in 1991
* The September 11, 2001 attacks
* The election and inauguration of Barack Obama in 2009
* The COVID-19 pandemic
"The Nineties politically started with the fall of the Berlin Wall on November 9, 1989 and the Soviet Union dissolving on December 26, 1991, and ended with both the 2000 Presidential election which saw the victory of George W. Bush and the terrorist attacks on September 11, 2001 which left people so stupefied that it functioned as something of a cultural reset button." - TV Tropes' article on the 1990s
by Spike from Degrassi February 09, 2021
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n. Someone who gets all the ladies, regardless of their bonzai-ing prowess.
-Dude, do you see that guy over there?

-Yeah, he's a harlan and has all the ladies, so?

-I want to bang him.

-Dude...?
by HarHar April 17, 2007
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One sexy kid who gets all the ladies!!!!!

Also invent of Bonzai'ing and Bonsai'ing
Harlan banged 18 chicks in 1 night.
by HarJar August 10, 2006
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A Flippin Awesome Dude that kicks ass and sleeps with lots of women at once but remains STD Free
-Man that guy has aids

-No he doesn't he is a Harlan

-oh ok, man he is a lucky guy
by DJvRadio June 28, 2009
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Harlans are usually short but pretty cool. They like playing video games and are pretty good at them. They also need to suck the souls out of babies 1-2 months old to stay immortal
Person 1: Hey is that a Harlan
Person 2: Hurry before he steals our baby’s soul
by Smallboi April 19, 2020
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