For starters, they are the most badass group of young men ever to bless a tenant with their presence. They live on Hardwood Ln and have the hardest wood to offer at all times during the day. They are run by a man whose alter ego is a dog who enjoys tasty snacks more than anything else in the world, even ass. Don't let this furries fetish distract you from the fact that you won't find a better house of people in the College Station/ Bryan area.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.