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An instrument used in the hunt for land mammals that exceed 350 lbs. Instrument used after cultural drinks and eye sight becomes accentuated for large mammals after 2am
Trybeard: Hey W its 2am shouldnt you be hardpooning whale?
W: There she blows.
by Ricardo Heinz August 30, 2016
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