Sometimes if you take a boner pill you could end up having an unforgiving erection that won't go away which is called a Hardiacarrest. This can lead to you knocking over nicknacks, scaring little kids or poking someone in the eye. Because of this, men who are experiencing a Hardiacarrest should call or go to a doctor as soon as possible if this should occur.

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